yknow what's weird

Dad's back from China :D :D he visited a bunch of people, including some ladies who had a crush on him back in the day...now they're all old and granny-like, so they had no problem laughing at themselves crushing on Dad...but BOYYY did that give Dad's ego a huge boost! HAHAHAHA he came home all "I WAS REALLY POPULAR YKNOW SOPH!!"

And he was such a horrible friend lmfao...some guy liked my mum and asked my dad (who said he was the "leader" of their friendship group...modest hahaha) if he could go with him to her house. Dad was like "sure" and thought to himself "sif she won't pick me over him!"

In conclusion...thank god for mum and dad or I wouldn't exist

Or I'd be living in Iceland (seriously) or China

HAHAHAAH

OH MAN ITS SO WEIRD THINKING OF MY PARENTS BEING MY AGE

xo