judgement and stalking

So in my spare periods I like to just...do nothing and mostly gossip with Sam :D and by gossip, we literally talk about the same thing in a new way - bitch about mutual friends, dish dirt on nonmutual friends, complain about something/anything/everything, dig into each other's love life and so on HAHAHA yknow, girly thingssss. We're not being mean or anything, just need to get it out of our system cos my excuse for everything is IT'S YEAR 12.

But the other day, we were being really judgemental about someone. Can't remember what it was, but it was something petty like...that chick's has weird...eyebrows or something I dunno BUT ANYWAY

THIS IS HOW I FEEL TALKING IN ASSEMBLY

I feel like some shithead little kid is sitting amongst everyone, slouching in their seat, twirling their hair and thinking "what. a. retard." In my mind, everyone is sitting there judging me whilst I embarrass myself because I can't ad lib to save my life. I don't know how to be funny or entertain people. I can BE funny sometimes but that just comes out naturally; it's not like I script my life out like I do in assembly =/

But whatever, continuing on...

So Sam and I were facebook stalking people etc, then we came to realise that someone else could be doing the exact same thing about us D: Like there's people on facebook you always see tagged in photos so you eventually know their name but the thing is you've never freakin met them in real life so you feel like a pedo

Either I'm alone here, but I've randomly seen people on the street that I actually recognise from fb. And this has happened more than twice. IS MELBOURNE REALLY THAT SMALL?

xo

ps ALSO, FORMAL IS STRESSING ME OUT =__= SHOULD I HIRE A LIMO&GET HAIR AND MAKEUP DONE AND NOT BRING A DATE, OR BRING A DATE BUT NO LIMO/HAIR/MAKEUP? I am so not doing both. $90 a ticket is way way too much, and $90 for makeup is also way wayy too much. I have been told leave it to fate but I CAN'T HANDLE LEAVING IT TO FATE LOL